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  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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famouslastromance:

gentlemanbones:

neilnevins:

costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!


I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!


I

famouslastromance:

gentlemanbones:

neilnevins:

costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!

I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!

I

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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

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owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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"What if you could use 100% of your brain for cognitive abilities? What kind of secret powers could you unlock?"

zekedms:

Pizoxuat:

pyramidslayer:

List of secret powers unlocked:

  • loss of motor functions
  • loss of bowel control
  • loss of all senses
  • loss of temperature control
  • loss of relation to any physical spaces
  • loss of heartbeat control
  • death

Lucy, in theaters this Friday.

#THIS IS MY MOST HATED URBAN LEGEND #UGH BRAIN POWERZ

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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

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sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

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pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:

image

think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-

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madebyabvh:

Original illustration by Tom Gauld

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