- friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
- me: can i have some
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.
heart of the cards, Jimbo!
I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.”
A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.
oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
"What if you could use 100% of your brain for cognitive abilities? What kind of secret powers could you unlock?"
List of secret powers unlocked:
- loss of motor functions
- loss of bowel control
- loss of all senses
- loss of temperature control
- loss of relation to any physical spaces
- loss of heartbeat control
Lucy, in theaters this Friday.
Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers
think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-