The worry an author has about how much their search history makes them look like a serial killer is directly proportional to how worried you should be about their fictional characters.
I’m not procrastinating on tumblr. I’m waiting for my files to render.
Did you guys know dog wheelchairs are a thing because look at them.
Look at its little toy omg.
"It doesn’t matter that my legs don’t work because I’M SO FLUFFY"
You go handicapped dog! Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t win at tug-o-war!
This one too!
Look at this one run in its little wheel thing awwwww
And I don’t know what this one is doing but I don’t care because look at how happy it is
oh god by the way I highly rec this drabble my friend wrote about Sam Vimes and Javert and Jim Gordon in a bar. READ IT. (If you are interested in at least two of the characters, anyway.) IT IS SHORT AND A GEM.
"And you haven’t caught him," the Frenchman went on, scorn creeping steadily into his voice, "He dresses like a bat and you haven’t caught him."
"Well at least I didn’t miss mine when he was right under my nose as the mayor of my town."
"That was a very special circumstance!" the Frenchman yelled. "You cannot imagine the horror of having to accuse your superior of breaking parole and faking his identity all on the basis of how he lifted a cart!
And with that, Nano is over for another year. Final word count: 107,050. This is my most successful year yet! But really, anyone who wrote anything at all this month is a winner, because you now have that many more words than you did in October, and that’s great. Congrats to everyone who participated!
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.