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flyygon:

It is nowhere near Valentines Day can we please just forget I ever made this

flyygon:

It is nowhere near Valentines Day can we please just forget I ever made this

source: flyygon #fma
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disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

source: disordinary
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crystalzelda:

everyone’s got that couple of fanfics that you just read over and over even though you practically know it by heart because it’s so perfect it’s like a favorite book and you just catch yourself clicking to a random chapter on it because it’s so good it’s comforting to reread it

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gnarly:

Cats stuck in things

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cecefredzilla:

mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

image

source: aidn #portal
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fmayyy:

Oh my god Mustang, Hawkeye got her throat sliced in half and you’re sitting here refusing to use your walking cane you G I G A N T I C  B A B Y.He’s like “I don’t even see why I need it” and the nurse is like “yeah you haven’t been seeing much of anything lately” cue massive uproar from Breda, Havoc, Falman, and Fuery. 
Hawkeye is like get me a room transfer because I am about tO KILL MY SUPERIOR OFFICER. 

fmayyy:

Oh my god Mustang, Hawkeye got her throat sliced in half and you’re sitting here refusing to use your walking cane you G I G A N T I C  B A B Y.

He’s like “I don’t even see why I need it” and the nurse is like “yeah you haven’t been seeing much of anything lately” cue massive uproar from Breda, Havoc, Falman, and Fuery. 

Hawkeye is like get me a room transfer because I am about tO KILL MY SUPERIOR OFFICER. 

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turntechgoddamnit:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Important doguments

turntechgoddamnit:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Important doguments

source: awwww-cute #doge

goddamnshinyrock:

"Captain is such a dashing title, I’ve always thought." She gave him a bright, brittle smile. "I mean, colonels and so on are always so stuffy, majors are pompous, but one always feels somehow that there is something delightfully dangerous about a captain. What was it you had to show me?"

Vimes gripped his parcel like a chastity belt.

—Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! 

three guesses as to what I’m rereading now, and the first two don’t count.

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cakejam:

do NOT google corn man this is a warning

source: cakejam #hoskky
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pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

source: pandavalkyrie
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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
source: shikarius
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